Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Shocking Breaking News

New York Yankee Manager Joe Girardi and GM Brian Cashman announced the Yankees have agreed to trade Derek Jeter to the Kansas City Royals for future considerations.
Also announced by Girardi is that Alex Rodriguez will become the full time Shortstop when he returns, Now projected to be April 13th just in time for the Tampa Bay Rays Home Opener.
One other side note is that the Yankees have signed Free Agent Mark Grudzielanek and he will wear # 2 as the Yankees say they will never retire that number,
The Yankees have also announced that Alex Rodriguez has been named the new Captain of the Yankees.

Source for this story is the ("April Fools" Day Gazette)

1 comment:

afrankangle said...

Nice try ... but I didn't even nibble. Besides, who can ever forget what Bret Meyers did to Kyle Kendricks!