Saturday, September 24, 2011

week 3 picks

Week 3 is here. Only a few things are clear,
The Chiefs are awful. look for Todd Haley to be fired very soon
Cam Newton and Andy Dalton look amazingly good for a Rookie, especially for Rookies that did not have off season workouts to learn the systems,
The Colts are going to have a "LONG" season.
The Dolphins also are a team in turmoil, They need to overhaul the entire organization.
The Lions look for real.
Last week 12-4Season 23-9


Friday, September 16, 2011

The Nutball Gazette-"The Expert's" Week 2 Picks


Rambling thoughts of a Nutball
   Offense's way ahead of defense's...Jets not impressive at all on either side of ball...Steelers turnovers could become a huge concern...Could Ochocinco start becoming a distraction in New England? and what was Brady thinking telling fans to get lathered up? Dumb...Is it over for McNabb?...What is up with the Chiefs?..

Last week  Good Start 11-5 (Won my pool too with 12 right. I had Jacksonville winning till the cut Gerard) 
Sunday, September 18

Kansas City 13 at Detroit 23 - (Lions looking good, Chiefs in big trouble)Oakland 10 at Buffalo 24- (West Coast teams do not win east coast 1 PM games)
Cleveland 16 at Indianapolis 17- (Colts desperate for win)
Arizona 23 at Washingon 17 - (Arizona just maybe a contender)
Seattle 14 at Pittsburgh 24 - (Steelers should bounce back)
Chicago 20 at New Orleans 31 - (Saints should win going away)
Tampa Bay 16 at Minnesota 10- (Vikings looks like they are going to have a long season)
Green Bay 27 at Carolina 17 - (Cam Newton gets welcomed to the NFL by Packer Defense)
Baltimore 24 at Tennessee 16- (Ravens are rolling).
Jacksonville 13 at New York Jets 20 - (Jets need to show some improvement)
Dallas 34 at San Francisco 17 - (Dallas and Romo have big game)
Cincinnati 16 at Denver 13- (The ugly bowl, Broncos troubles deepen)
San Diego 23 at New England 37- (Patriots should be able to move ball at will)
Houston 24 at Miami 16 - (Texans continue to show they are for real)


Sunday Night
Philadelphia 23 at Atlanta 31- (Matt Ryan comes up big)
Monday, September 19
St Louis 17 at New York Giants 23- (Giants needs this game) 

Thursday, September 8, 2011

The Nutball Gazette-Week 1 Picks

And week 1 is here

Don't look for Peyton Manning to return this year
Making a change from original pick for the Jaguars with the idiotic cutting of David Gerard


Thursday

Saints 17 @ Packers 26

Sunday

Colts 10 @ Texans 24 (The start of something good)
Eagles 20 @ Rams 17 (Don't get to excited Eagle fans)
Titans 23 @ Jaguars 10
Giants 16 @ Redskins 20 A rare win for soon to be ex coach Shanahan
Bills 13 @ Chiefs 20
Panthers 16 @ Cardinals 23
Falcons 31 @ Bears 23
Seahawks 17 @ 49rs 27
Steelers 23 @ Ravens 27 (The loser of the Super Bowl always losses the opening day)
Vikings 17 @ Chargers 31
Bengals 6 @ Browns 23
Lions 20 @ Bucs 10 (A boy named Suh does lots of Damage)

Sunday Night

Cowboys 17 @ Jets 24 (Rex over Rob again)

Monday Night

Patriots 17 @ Dolphins 20 (Stunning upset)

Raiders 23 @ Broncos 17 (Someone has to win this game)

"The Expert" Returns--Season Predictions

It is that time of Year.
The Return of "The Expert"
His 2011 NFL Picks
Be Afraid, be Very Afraid.

First a look back at last year.

'The Expert' Picked The Patriots, Ravens, Colts and Raiders to win the divisions in the AFC
The Bengals and Texans as Wild Cards

The AFC Champions (Ravens)

In the NFC "The Expert" picked
The Cowboys, Packers, Saints and 49rs to win the Divisions
The Giants and Falcons as Wild cards

The NFC Champions (Packers)

Super Bowl,
Packers over Ravens
(How about that)

Now for this year

A few Notes,
Cowboys make playoffs because Wade Phillips is gone,
Texans make the playoffs because they have Wade Phillips


AFC

East

New England (11-5)-Typical Regular Season
*Jets (10-6)--A slight slip
Dolphins (7-9)
Bills (5-11)

North

Pittsburgh (12-4) Breaking the loser of the super Bowl Curse)
*Baltimore (11-5) Right there again
Cleveland (8-8) With a couple of breaks might challenge for a playoff berth
Cincinnati (3-13) It gets worst for the Bengals

South

Houston (10-6) It Finally Happens
Titans (8-8) A step forward
Colts (5-11) No Manning means the return of the bad old Colts
Jacksonville (4-12) The franchise begins it's drive to have no fans thus allowing a move to
Los Angeles

West

Chargers (12-4) Chargers make a major push
Chiefs (10-6)
Oakland (5-11)
Denver (4-12)

Playoffs
Wild card Round
Ravens over Texans
Patriots over Jets (Revenge)

Divisional Round
Chargers over Ravens
Steelers over Patriots

AFC Championship Game

Steelers over Chargers

NFC

East

Cowboys (11-5) Cowboys begin its return to the top
Eagles (9-7) So much for the Dream Team, Injuries derail Eagles
Giants (6-10) Injuries on defense and no receivers doom the Giants
Redskins (4-12) Mike Shanahan first coach to go

North

Packers (13-3) They are Healthy
*Detroit (10-6) Ndamukong Sue is a bad man and will help the Lions rise up
Chicago (8-8) Last year was a fluke
Minnesota (7-9) Could be a team to watch with a revived McNabb

South

New Orleans (12-4) Continues to impress
*Falcons (11-5) Back to contention
Tampa Bay (9-7) They will not sneak up on anyone this year, Next year is the Bucs year
Carolina (5-11) Better and exciting but it will still be a tough year

West

Rams (9-7) Gets better enough to win the division
Arizona (8-8) If Kolb is the QB some tink he can be they could win 10 to 12 games
Seattle (6-10) Tumbling
49rs (5-11) A step back before a huge step forward next year

Wild card Playoffs

Cowboys over Lions
Falcons over Rams

Divisional Playoffs

Packers over Cowboys
Falcons over Saints

NFC Championship game

Falcons over Packers

Superbowl

Steelers over Falcons


Saturday, July 9, 2011

The Record to beat all Records,


Derek Jeter did something on Saturday July 9th 2011 so remarkable that it went almost unnoticed

Thank God for CNN News

'Most Trusted Name In News'


for reporting this Groundbreaking and Earth Shattering Sports Story


Monday, June 13, 2011

LIARS! YOU ARE ALL LIARS AND HATERS!!

How can you all be such Haters and Liars, I don't care what you said,

The Miami Heat are the 2010-2011 NBA Champions!

I have proof. It was in the Newspapers, and we all know that everything in the Newspapers are true and there is ALWAYS "Truth in Advertising"




You all owe The Miami Heat and America an apology.




Thursday, June 9, 2011

The Evil Empire is Over


END OF THE EVIL EMPIRE

This was originally written on June 9th 2011, Since then the Yankees have gone 12-4, Now you know why the entire free world knows me as "The Expert"

I am writing this with full knowledge that the Yankees are just One Game out of First Place.
But as we have watch this team this year they have showed to be very weak in almost every area of the game,
Starting Pitching has shown 2 good pitchers, C C Sabathia, we know he will be good, the other is Bartolo Colon. He has been terrific but to count on him to be a great #2 is asking alot, after that The Yankee starting pitching resembles the 1962 Mets,
The bullpen has the hammer of God with Mariano Rivera, but he is 247 years old and how lomg till he gets old before our eyes?
Catching has been pretty good with Russell Martin but Francisco Cervelli has become maybe the worst catcher in franchise history. Jorge Posada is done and should be released.
Mark Texiera is good at 1st base but not playing to his contract, at 2nd Base Robinson Cano has become lazy and showing a bad attitude,
Now the Left side of the infield. 3rd base Alex Rodriguez is a shell of what he was. it is obvious that his numbers is a direct result of Steroids,
Shortstop, Derek Jeter has become Mr Choke, he is the easiest out in baseball in a big situation, If I am an opposing team and I lead the Yankees by one run and there are 1 or 2 outs I would walk the bases loaded to get to Jeter who will make the last out, (Guaranteed)
Outfield, I am among many who was fooled by Brett Gardner, we thought he could hit and was a great baserunner, his baserunning has cost the Yankees, he does not Hustle. he lacks awareness
Nick Swisher while terrific his first couple of years as a Yankee has become the player we thought we were getting, a role player, He would be a fine 4th outfielder.
Curtis Granderson has been very good, but the fact that he is the best player on the Yankees shows that this Yankee team is in serious trouble.
The other problem is the Yankees have no fighting spirit at all, in 161 games David Ortiz has never been hit by a pitch, Meanwhile Jeter and Arod has been hit 40 times, The only person on the Yankees is Joba Chamberlain.

Where are the Yankees headed? This year I think they will be lucky to win 72 games and finish above Baltimore for last place.
Long term is very grim, With the Death of George Steinbrenner the Yankees are no longer in the winning business, There is no sense of urgency to win in this organization,
It is time to fire Joe Girardi and Brian Cashman. It also may be time for a new owner who has the same passion to compete that George had, If changes are not made we could be looking at a Cub Like drought for the Yankees winning again.