BREAKING NEWS: Tragic and Sad News in the Entertainment World

>>THIS JUST IN TO THE NEWS ROOM; SAD AND TRAGIC NEWS IN THE ENTERTAINMENT WORLD;

>"THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY" DIED TODAY OF A YEAST INFECTION AND TRAUMA COMPLICATIONS FROM REPEATED POKES TO THE BELLY!

>HE WAS 71!

>"DOUGHBOY" WAS BURIED IN A LIGHTLY GREASED COFFIN.

>DOZENS OF CELEBRITIES TURNED OUT TO PAY THEIR RESPECTS..INCLUDING

"MRS BUTTERWORTH", "HUNGRY JACK", "THE CALIFORNIA RAISINS", "BETTY CROCKER", THE HOSTESS TWINKIES", AND "CAPT. CRUNCH"

>"AUNT JEMINA" GAVE THE EULOGY AND DESCRIBED "DOUGHBOY" AS A MAN WHO NEVER KNEW HOW MUCH HE WAS KNEADED.

>"DOUGHBOY" ROSE QUICKLY IN SHOW BUSINESS; BUT HIS LATER LIFE WAS FILLED WITH TURNOVERS..HE WAS NOT CONSIDERED A VERY SMART COOKIE, WASTING MUCH OF HIS DOUGH ON HALF BAKED SCHEMES:

HE WAS A BIT FLAKY AT TIMES BUT HE WAS STILL A CRUSTY OLD SOUL;

HE WAS ALSO A ROLL MODEL FOR MILLIONS.

>"DOUGHBOY" IS SURVIVED BY HIS WIFE "PLAY DOUGH" AND TWO CHILDREN "JOHN DOUGH" AND "JANE DOUGH" PLUS THEY HAD ONE IN THE OVEN!!

..ALSO LEFT BEHIND IS HIS FATHER "POP TART"

>>THE FUNERAL WAS HELD AT 3:50 FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES